ALAN AND TUNA

This is a joint email between me tuna skanky cummins and Alan kevins dad. Kevin refuses to use soap and keeps bringing schoolkids home with him. He locks himself in his room with them and keeps shouting. Give me your pocket money driller. And everytime he sleeps with me i can't feel it and have to ask if it is in. He wants to create a website called only fish. Where he can share our bedroom exploits for all to see. But I haven't shaved in years and my downstairs is as long as rapunzels hair. It also has nits. He has also given me warts which he got from sharing a bed with his brother paul who he also has a glory hole with.